Fox News Slandered by Liberal Media
The state-run liberal media is trying to undermine Fox News’ fair and balanced reporting. They’re trying to sell us some sort of socialist hogwash about people who watch Fox News being LESS informed than people who get no news at all.
Blasphemy!
The liberal media is desperate. They’re afraid of the Truth, and we’ve got ‘em on the run now! If you don’t watch Fox News, you are completely unaware of the following:
Barack Hussein Obama was born in Kenya, he’s a Muslim, and his entire Socialist Agenda is based on his late father’s tribal anti-colonial hatred of the White Man.
Global warming — if there even is such a thing — cannot possibly be man-made. God created the Earth 6,000 years ago. He created it and only He can control our weather. If global warming exists, it’s God’s Will. Or as Sarah Palin so aptly put it: Global warming is just God hugging us closer.
If you don’t watch Fox News, you probably still believe the liberal myth that government can create jobs; that a country can tax its way to prosperity. Fox viewers, on the other hand, are fully aware that the ONLY way to create jobs is to get rid of these cumbersome burdensome government regulations that are strangling the economy. Scrap these F#$%!&%! regulations, set the job creators free to do what they do best, and millions of new jobs will be created — in time for Christmas!
Ah, Christmas. That brings us to the War on Christmas. If it weren’t for Fox News, most Americans wouldn’t even know about it. A secret cabal of secular humanists — connected to the U.N. of course — has quietly instructed millions of cashiers to say “Happy Holidays” and “Season’s Greetings” instead of “Merry Christmas.” And it’s WORKING!
And what’s with this latest hullabaloo about those Occupy Wall Street parasites getting pepper sprayed? The liberal press would have us believe pepper spray is some sort of poison or toxin, or something. Fox viewers, however, know the Truth: pepper spray is just a food product. A FOOD PRODUCT, for Christ’s sake. Sheesh!
Labels: Fox News audience less informed
posted by Tom Harper @ 1:25 PM
18 Comments:
Wow. I did not know Obama was carrying his ole man's torch from the ole Colonial Africa days. I need to watch Fox more often.
Pepper Spray does sound like a fine condiment for the adventurous diner.
Come on now, falafel is a food product too, unless it is in Billo's squirmy hands. You guys seen the pepperspraying cop Tumblr yet? If not here is the link to some creative use of Photoshop.
http://jockohomo.tumblr.com/
As for the War on Christmas. Me, myself and I keep that one going by wearing tee shirts throughout the season like the one I am linking you to right heah. People do look at me like I have two heads when I wear it and others like it surprisingly enough. maybe it's not Jeebusy enough for them.
http://www.zazzle.com/axial_tilt_the_reason_for_the_season_tshirt-235681170904948742
I hear Chris Matthews may be working for FOX soon.
Plus if we want to learn about “predatory black sexuality” we can just turn to the intellects over at MSNBC
Once again, the idiots of the world say something that has nothing to do with anything we are talking about. Damn but I am getting really tired of morons today, is it just me?
Just as a general proposition, I maintain it's not possible to slander, libel or insult Fox News. Fox and its propaganda mouthpieces would have to have some honesty, integrity, pride and professionals standards to be able to do any of those things. It's painfully obvious, 24-7/365, they have none of those things.
I have no problem believing Fox viewers know less than those who don't get (ignore?) any news. After all, if survival is a goal, starvation is less swift and sure to kill than poison. And what Fox dispenses is poison.
well maybe if what Tom posted were rue then I would have a reasonable comment for it but there just isn't any. Sorry Tom but we all know you FOX doesn't spew the crap that the hate mongers in the liberal media do. Like predatory black sexuality Jess . Want a link?
Here is another good link for the pepper spray is a food meme that Fixed Noise idiots were talking about. You know you want to add your own.
http://www.amazon.com/Defense-Technology-56895-Stream-Pepper/product-reviews/B0058EOAUE/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_helpful?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending
@Lisa, here is some advice for you free of charge even, from a more splendid bastard that even I am. Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, than open it and remove all doubt. If you need help with the translation, please do let me know. I will translate to teabaggerish just for you.
Now Fox watching Lisa is an expert on black people oh my, oh my. I am reminded when Barack greeted Michelle with the standard "fist bump' handshake most kids and athletes are doing around the country, it was Fox that tried to expose it as a "Terrorist Hand Shake!"
Erik
@ Erik. I just found out recently, that my Puerto Rican heritage, back a generation has black mixed in there. Does that now make me an expert on black people, seeeing as how am I part one? These are things that will make me an even bigger expert than our Lisa here :) so I need to know.
Jess lets' consult the experts ok?
http://weaselzippers.us/2011/11/07/msnbc-political-analyst-cains-predatory-black-sexuality-is-very-threatening-to-conservatives/
Jess lets' consult the experts ok?
http://weaselzippers.us/2011/11/07/msnbc-political-analyst-cains-predatory-black-sexuality-is-very-threatening-to-conservatives/
Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
@ Randal ** Jess whistling the tune** Shaft?
The Republicans concerned about Herman Cain? Not the same party that spooked the country on Willie Horton!
Erik
Jess,
There are a lot of people with Black Blood that don't know it, but knowing you as I do, I would say you know a hell of lot more then Lisa :)
Remember she's part of the 99%
Which is the membership percentage of White people for both the Republican and Tea Parties
Erik
Somebody needs to check the fries...
Lisa?
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