Iran Attacks!!
See, this is what happens when we DON’T stage a pre-emptive attack on an enemy. Is this enough evidence for you liberal pansies? Do you peacenik pussies finally Get It???
Decent Americans have always known that Iran has Weapons of Mass Destruction, is closely allied with Osama bin Laden and masterminded the September 11th attacks. But those F#$%&@! Surrender Monkeys keep tying the hands of our Commander-in-Chief.
Maybe NOW we’ll finally have an excuse to do what we have to do: take out those swarthy furriners once and for all.
We can't even send three U.S. Navy ships into the Persian Gulf without being harassed by — uh, Persians...[scratches head]...of course, if three Persian Navy ships came sailing into the Caribbean…well, uhh…ahem…there's no comparison…nothing to see here…
Labels: Iran, Persian Gulf, swarthy
posted by Tom Harper @ 12:46 PM
14 Comments:
Tom Harper, I did a post on this insident as well. I have no ideal what is going on with the Iranians playing these type of dangerous games with the US Navy.
Maybe they have some type of deal with China, that if they are attacked by our Navy. The China Navy would come to their rescue.
Since this story came from Bush's Pentagon then it should be discarded, as all their other stories that have led to war.
Shades of the Gulf of Tonkin...
No doubt Cheney is trying to figure out a way to regain public support for attacking Iran after the NIE debacle.
Meanwhile Bush&Cheney are scheming trying to figure a way to get U.S. troops and CIA operatives into Pakistan though Musharaf so far isn't having any of it.
We'll just flush some more billions down the toilet.
I especially loved the "mystery voice" that said something about we're coming at you and your boat is going to blow up in _ amount of time.
Yes that's right!! We all know that someone who is intent on killing you is going to give you the heads up!!
Don't be surprised though if the 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue criminals use this "incident" as the excuse to bomb the hell out of Iran!!
Let's Talk: I don't want to totally dismiss Iran's intentions, but at this point our "president" is so far gone, I'll take anybody's word over his. He's just looking for an excuse, any excuse.
Larry: Yes, unfortunately anything from Bush is about as credible as a warning from Timothy Leary that everybody must take LSD immediately.
PoliShifter: Yup, the Gulf of Tonkin seems comparable. I'm not too up on my history, but I think the Spanish-American War was started (by us) in a similar way.
ParisLOve2: You're right, that doesn't sound very credible. Trying to quote what the "attacker" said and just conjuring up every stereotype imagineable instead -- sorry, no dice. Our pitiful "president" is using every excuse he can think of to attack Iran. If this is the best he can do, I think we're all safe for now.
And don't forget about the killer boxes they picked up at a Tehranian Office Max.
I'm with larry. I don't believe a single thing from these guys, ever.
Randal: That's right, those Office Max killer boxes. That does it, we need to nuke 'em.
Iran is a threat, but I am more worried about Pakistan right now...
Let's not listen to Bush then. Listen to Iran. Pay some attention. They openly say what there intentions are.
Let's just sit on our asses and see what happens. Then see who is believeable.
No BS: Neither of those countries are a threat to us. With all of our military power, being worried about Iran or Pakistan is like a 300-pound weightlifter being afraid of a 98-pound weaking with a slide rule.
Wayne: I don't listen to Bush or what's-his-name in Iran. They're both assholes. We need a president who cares about American citizens and has an IQ higher than his shoe size. Bush fails both of those tests.
I like your blog, it's wicked cool.
Anonymous: Thanks.
Off topic but enlightening
A Good friend of mine who's retired Navy tells me of a classified battle between the US and the Chinese Navies. Seems the Chinese opened fire on a US Ship and their were some casualties, the fleet scrambled to return fire and the Chinese turned and run. Of course the Pentagon would not permit any further retaliation. This was during Vietnam and you could understand why.
Erik
Erik: Interesting. I know a report was recently released, revealing tons of classified information from the Vietnam era. (I just did my newest post on it.) For one thing, that infamous Gulf of Tonkin incident of 1964 never even happened. Who knew?
God knows what else we're gonna find out after the fact.
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